12.02.2008 - 1:08 p.m.

Notes on modern driving

Painted arrows on the road indicating filter lanes at roundabouts are only advisory, if you want to swerve from the right-hand lane into the left-hand lane while on the roundabout then of course i'm going to look angry you cock

BMW 3 series coupe owners between the ages of 20 and 50 are still exempt from mobile-phones-in-cars laws

If your exit off a roundabout is not free, rather than wait behind the line before getting onto the roundabout simply pull onto the roundabout and wait for the cars in front to move off, after all it's their fault for not clearing fast enough and you are in no way to blame for the roundabout not working because of all the stationary cars sat on it (yours included)

Truck drivers - make sure your diesel tanks are always full to the brim so that any cornering allows a few gallons to spill onto the road, this is especially funny on roundabouts where the split diesel will never impede the progress of vehicles using the road and drivers will find it hilarious to find themselves facing a direction other than their intended direction, (i've recently discovered that bus drivers are also very guilty of this crime, as if there wasn't enough already to hate about them, miserable fuckers)

Motorcyclists especially like dropping their bikes on dieselly roundabouts / corners because it allows them to practice an emergency dismount, if you own a bike, seek out the familiar rainbow road for an adrenalin rush you'll not forget for a while.

If you own a subaru impreza then you have to drive at the maximum speed possible in third gear in a 30 zone, this makes you look cool

Seems like i've been away for ages, the pictures will return once i have enough munny left over from a wage packet to pay the piper, possibly next week, maybe