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18.11.2003 - 3:36 p.m. In the name of the shape of things to come, I bid you a pigeon shaped hulloo. Aaahhh Mr Bush, it's nice to see that you're so shit scared of the world in general that it takes fourteen thousand police plus four thousand US para-military types to make you feel secure, I for one have already picked out my grassy knoll from which to view your triumphant parade in your bomb proof car, bomb proof that is, but not totally secure is it......... Mr Bond, sorry, Mr Bush. Have you considered that a large helicopter with a large electro-magnet ( that can be sourced from any scrap yard up or down the country ) could really mess up your day in a 'dropping from a great height' kinda way ? Gravity, it delights in getting us down. General wierdness : on the door to our garden are two substantial locks, one at the top and one at the bottom, each has its own ( identical ) key, every time for the last two weeks ( and counting ) I have gone outside, I've picked up the keys from their hiding place, picked a key at random and stuffed it in the top lock, and every time i've picked the correct key, now I know that 50/50 odds aren't too extreme but I don't get that kind of consistancy flipping coins. On the ride home each night there is a street light that always goes out when I ride past it, I'm bright enough to know that street lights suffer from this kind of thing all the time, but as I ride away I keep checking to see if it goes on and off with any kind of regular pattern, and it doesn't. Next time I have time I'll sit and time it with a time-piece to define it's time period of on/offness. Wierdness over. Cats, they sit in your lap being sentient, they're aware of their surroundings ( and can attack it without provocation ) I don't think they spend any time contemplating their existence within the greater fabric of reality but it doesn't seem to bother them either, but when you look into their eyes as they stare at you it's clear there's something going on. Bit like most people really. Cat philosophy, I'd love to get a handle on that - As you travel life's highways don't forget to flush out the small mammals from the hedgerows and chase them and bite their feet off and leave them on the highway. I've a strange feeling that my mind has a tenant / landlord arrangement with my body given the way I seem to experience stuff, nothing in particular but have you ever sat still and looked inward and listened ( not necessarily with your ears ) to the general stuff going on day and night solely for the purpose of keeping your brain alive. After a while you start hearing your body talking back ( not in a schizophrenic 'voices' way, I've experienced that second hand and I'm thankfully immune to it ) but just the stuff people normally block out because they're not used to hearing it. I hope i've negotiated a 99 year lease. I also have lots of work now due to one of our number leaving and not being replaced, the only thing is I don't properly understand what I'm selling, can anyone tell me what an Oligomer is ? previous - next
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