19.11.2009 - 12:18 p.m.

I've been reminded that it's still illegal to give someone a 'damn good shovelling' even if they sorely deserve it, and i'd given my shovel head a good polish and rubbed linseed oil into the handle to make it a gleaming weapon of choice for the terminally pissed off. As it's currently midmorning and i've yet to eat chocolate I might just be subject to descending blood sugar leading to the familiar hypoglycemic rage and depression, but damn it why must everything be a fucking uphill slog day after day and just when you think you're getting close to a summit you trip over a snake and you're halfway back down the bastard hill again, if i were lazy i'd be suicidal by now.

The rear brake on my car locked up at the weekend which meant a trip to the garage except i couldn't move the car, AA man arrived and applied a kinetic resonator to the brake hub which freed the sticky part allowing me to get car to the garage, sixty five squid later the problem has been fixed. That being the last sixty five squid i own, three months ago i had savings, now i have none. I'm going to have to ramp up my ebaying or face the misery associated with no disposable income, at times like this a simple agrarian lifestyle really appeals to me.

In reality a simple agrarian lifestyle appeals to me all the time, build a house, grow crops, keep some aminals, give two fingers to international monetary systems designed to reinforce the divide and a wildly visually orientated salute to the brave (cowardly) civic leaders (political slime) who maintain this great nation (line their own pockets) for the good of the population (screw over the proles)

On the subject of political slime, here's a nice piece of pwnage about morons who are so busy shouting at ducks that they fail to pay attention to the actual world and it's various goings on. Just proves that their collective personal bubbles are so thick that some information is actually unable to penetrate as far as their frequency receptors, and that information which does is so distorted and refracted even before it enters their tiny brains for processing that there's no chance of anything resembling a sensible response exiting the thick miniscus of the bubble on the way out, that's why the terminally religious appear so out of touch, they don't have the facilities to properly comprehend what's going on around them. American Family Assoc. ? Misogynist Dominionist Hypocrites i think is more fitting.

enough moaning, back to the dinosaurs, they had the right idea all along