11.06.2010 - 3:32 p.m.

You might as well skip this entry as it descends into a massive ranty shout fest (again) i tried for humour, but as i sail the news aggregators i'm confronted with things-causing-anger, and as this place is my release it all ends up here, maybe i�ll be funny again at some point in the future.

Mr mccain, presidential failure and doddering reality divorced fuckwit, recently called for regime change in iran because, i assume, someone told him to say that. Of course america knows all about regime change having meddled in so many banana republics legitimate governments through the 20th century. Actually it's quite a topical moment to call for regime change in iran because the other main party involved in destabilising iran is also currently prominent in the press and their name is ta da da daaa, BP.

BP used to be titled anglo-iranian oil and were so convinced of their rights to the oily goodness sitting under iran that they were complicit in toppling a moderate and popular president and installing a corrupt puppet who was subsequently kicked out by the hardliners and now we find ourselves in the present. Imagine how different the middle east would be today if iran was largely secular and politically favourable to the west, it's fair to say we could have avoided every conflict in middle east in modern times.

What is both simultaneously amusing and disheartening is the first response of supposed 'leaders of industry' to the oily oopsie in process in the Gulf, which is to try and lie and argue your way out of a situation, tony hayward you giant cockturd, we're looking at you. We all know young kids lie first when questioned about their misdemeanours and as they grow up (some) learn to take responsibility for their actions and become useful members of society, it's common knowledge that all politicians lie first, i assume having never passed out of the stage of adolescent lying and into the stage where you stand by your actions and man-the-fuck-up, weasel words are still weaselly recognised. BP stand firmly on the side of :

"no we didn't"
- here's the proof -
"no, no, no, that's not proof, as we didn't do it, so logically there is no proof"
- here's more proof -
"la la la, we can't hear you"

Given their track record of getting away with murder it's hardly surprising they're still acting like tiny arrogant penii, in a country ruled by many equally evil and arrogant penii all doing their best to maintain the corruption legitimate business interests of capitol hill.

It wouldn't be so bad were it not for the stink of hypocrisy that emanates from every word uttered through the anal cavity politicians call a mouth (how much did BP donate to your election campaign mr obama ? although to be fair BP donates heavily to any winning president irrespective of who they are), and not just politicians, hand in hand with power goes the hypocrisy used to maintain the image of respectability. It seems the likelihood of hypocrisy is proportional to the level of authoritarianism, for instance Mao (and all communist leaders in general) was a chronic paedophile working his way through the national girls gymnastics teams and living in hedonistic luxury while his loyal sheep perished in their hundreds of thousands to achieve his grand vision of a communist state, even though communism doesn't work in reality unless propped up by secret police to maintain teh fear.

The other thing that defies logic is that if a conservative manifesto doesn't seem to be working and it's alienating voters, the answer must be that it's not conservative enough so press on hard to the right until, y'know, Godwin�s law comes into play. The reptilians are pushing the boundaries hard as we'll see in 2012 with a Paul / Palin clusterfuck-in-potentia, moderation is for pussies. Suddenly all the shades of legalese grey previously used to justify the millions 'donated' from lobbyists are thrown into sharp black and white, if you're not a teabaggin' god fearin' evangelising commandment enacting reptilian you're a radical communist devoted to the destruction of all life, especially kittens.

I happened upon a story (in the NYPost i think) about a bunch of racists proud christian nationalists shouting at the site of the WTC about the planned inclusion of a mosque in a community centre nearby, they were without exception all white shouty christians, a couple of egyptian coptic christians also wanted to protest because i assume they don't like moslems either, and of course the shouty crowd of christians welcomed them with open arms...

...well what do you think ? even though coptic christianity predates catholicism and all schismatic derivations of protestantism, the poor egyptians were verbally assaulted and police had to get involved to save them, this protest now looks less like a statement regarding islamaphobia and more for what it actually is, ugly ignorant racism. If yer brown we don't want ya here, here in this ethnic melting pot formed from centuries of immigration. History is not a strong point with the mentally retarded.

Even the most evangelical of pastors aren't immune to the hypocrisy in their lives, they are to many people the embodiment of their religion, the mouthpiece they go to see every sunday to reassure them that they're walking the right path, yet a proportion of pastors know they're spinning a lie to fund their churches (or if really successful at fleecing people, megachurches) and as such start slipping into evil librul ways like condoning adultery and theft. It's not their fault, they're only human and to really believe a really big lie and communicate that lie 100% requires a stonecold blackhearted sociopath, not everyone is a sociopath of that magnitude so the lesser ones slip back into secular life where we don't really mind if you adulterate or take drugs or be gay (although rape seems to be more abhorrent in secular life than with the devoutly religious, where women are second class citizens and if they're married to you, you can rape away because they�re your property), as long as you're not hurting too many people in the process.

Roman catholicism is the contiguous descendent of the old roman empire, when rome's influence was failing, constantine realised that if he couldn't maintain a physical empire he'd settle for a metaphysical empire so he adopted christianity and set about creating an empire of the mind, and he was highly successful. There's no reason to believe that the largesse and extravagance of the old empire is any diluted now. The pope says gays are an abomination against god, but gay priests who abuse kids are hidden away and shuttled about, benedict is not just the pope, he is the current emperor, which makes his physical resemblance to Palpatine (as portrayed by Ian McDiarmid) all the more humourous. They say that eschewing material goods and wealth makes you closer to god, yet the vatican hoards gold, riches and (stolen) artwork and displays the lot in huge vaulted galleries.

Emperor benedictine has taken this to heart by stating that the only way out of the paedophilia room the catholic church has 'somehow' mistakenly wandered into, the only way it can be fixed is by screwing down the lid on the dogma box to silence critics, nice thinking there, because of course, a population always responds well to threats, just ask Simon Bolivar or Martin Luther.

You know what they say, everyone loves a bully, if there's one thing people really go for it's a big man with a stick, and they never ever rise up against them.

Never ever.