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02.06.2010 - 1:54 p.m. It's all over now save the backbiting and socio-political backlash, BP says it won't make more of an effort to stem the broken pipe until the new relief well is dug, and given that the effort it's made so far amounts to one eighth of fuck all it's so heartening to see a corporation telling the truth for once. They could have so easily carried on with their half-arsed efforts to give the impression they're really into this environmental thing, as they pour useless toxic dispersants into the ocean, because we all know that oil doesn't kill everything, just most things. This link is to an example of an industry insider who knows his fucking shit, bawling out the piss poor booming operation, i encountered a few more industry blogs this morning decrying other areas of the 'cleanup' operations (although didn't take the link and now i can't find them again), although cleanup may be a little strong for a description, it's more akin to a stroppy child pushing a few toys around with its foot after being told to tidy up its room before grandma arrives. Mind you the main recipient of the oil spill is louisiana, another reptilian infested (and i mean the legislature not the swamps) god-bothering conservative shit hole, and really i feel more for the wildlife than the people (as is ever the case), in another thirty years the oil will have dispersed, some of the aminals will return to the area again and this whole sorry episode will be forgotten. Apparantly the CEO of BP was on tele recently and wanted us to feel sorry for him, for the disruption to his life, poor wikkle lambykins, i'm pretty sure there're people out there who'd happily pour crude through his letterbox although they'd have to get through the electrified gate and guard dogs first, and the mile of private drive. BP does have the resources to clean this up properly but those resources are currently being used to generate their profits so there's no way they'll be diverted to pacify some stupid greens and a half black president, with their share price plummeting they need to post record profits at the end of this year to make it back, i can't see how anyone could be irritated by that, no-one at all. Besides some hick fishermen and those stupid marine biologists with their stupid neckbeards. Free enterprise does work and no matter what shit befouls them, they'll turn in big profits. That's what small government free enterprise is all about, do what the fuck you like with no oversight and when the shit hits the fan brush off the criticisms, as long as the board supports you you'll stay in a job irrespective of what the public or politicians think, the system works as it's been designed to. I turned my work chair round 180 degrees this morning and sat on it backwards so i could stretch my legs (and rest my chin on the back rest) and noticed a tide mark of ginger guinea pig fur about a quarter of the way up which has been transferred from the back of my jumper and sourced in turn from the pig directly when he runs behind my back each night as i feed him, pervasive stuff guinea fur. I imagine i've probably left guinea fur on many seats in the building, to be picked up on someone elses clothes to then be questioned by their other half on "so whose hair is this ?" in that tone that can only mean "who've you been been fucking ?" and a ginger too, oh the shame. There's a woman who works in our local tesco who has hair exactly the same shade as the guinea, we laughed to ourselves when we realised, J knows her but doesn't want to talk to her so we never go to her aisle. If the pig was better behaved i'd take him in for a direct comparison, although some people can get a bit touchy about stuff like that, i wonder if she'd let me sit him on her head, guinoflaged pig can pretend he's a marine, coincidentally enough germans call guinea's meerschweinchen (seapigs) so i guess he is a bit marine
Quite a few people here have nice diaries, with picchurs and nice clean layouts, looks good, they may even have loads of links to things like cast, profile, bio, etc. it all looks very exciting and well executed. Until you click on the links to find "you've just reached the diaryland error page" and every link you try returns to the error page. You know who you are. If you've spent all this time formatting and html'ing to show off your best side why the slippery fuck would you not put anything in the link, especially as you get links for free in the standard template (profile, older etc), it's one thing to have a broken link in a diary entry from five years ago these things happen, but to have broken links in the structure of your diary, i think that speaks volumes about the kind of person you are, style over substance, fur coat and no knickers, shallow perhaps, not worried about the details ? If you don't fix it now there's an inner circle in the sweaty depths of 4chan reserved for you. previous - next
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