12.06.2006 - 9:00 p.m.
I found out recently that the initials for the Chinese state television station abbreviate to CCTV. In China, CCTV, ho ho ho
The question is, was this planned as a great big joke or did it arise naturally through their choice of words ? and even then, did they choose words specifically to get CCTV. You start wondering if the Chinese state company that makes televisions actually does fit them with cameras, so the paranoid and insular dictators can monitor for subversives, it�s starting to sound like something from Dr. Who.
Ahhhhh George, you have proved yourself to be a never-ending source of bullshit and lies, hiding under your white hood of patriotism and flaming cross of christianity. As someone who probably has at least one personal chef, and who has also not paid for a meal since he became a crooked politician, I find your comment to Tony about �buying him dinner� to be a bit funny really.
I could understand if this were a first date and you were trying to impress him with your social skills then you may �buy� him dinner just to show that you care, but as you already have your cock right up his arse it seems a bit late for gestures of camaraderie. Maybe you meant it as a joke, like I did with my �social skills� pun.
But then nearly everything you say is a joke, or will be a joke once we�ve worked out what you did actually say.
As I was walking home from the shops yesterday, I could hear an alarm, the sort of alarm that is mounted on buildings and is usually attached to a burglar detection system ( although it could have been a fire alarm ) and it was mounted on the wall of our local police station. I�d like to think it was a burglar alarm because that�s much funnier, and besides there�s a fire station next door, if a fire did break out the firemen could line up on the roof of their building and piss on the police station next door which would surely put out the fire.
Maybe someone broke into the police station and beat up the suspects before destroying the records relating to deaths in custody, or the proportion of arrests between caucasians and africans, and then they fled with only the soulful ringing of the alarm to signify they�d ever been there�.
Sounds like a job for Fauna Man
Speaking of which�..
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Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
It�s uncanny isn�t it how either the programmers of these quiz�s do a lot of research or the modern population really likes to be pigeon-holed and will sub-consciously modify the answers they enter into a quiz to get a predetermined but unknown result which best fits their actual profile.
Actually that sounds rubbish, and now I�ve angered myself ���. grrggrrgrgrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
J pointed out as we waited in the queue for a bank teller, that old people should be banned from visiting banks or post offices or anywhere where you might have to queue for service ( which in the UK is everywhere ) at lunchtime. It�s bad enough that the whole office population have to do their thang in between 12 and 2 without millions of coffin dodgers also clogging up the system while they bore the arse of the teller, telling them about their grandchildren and a rude man who pushed them over in a queue yesterday lunchtime. It�s not like they haven�t got the whole of the rest of the day to do stuff, why wait until lunchtime�.
It's not like we're saying they should stay at home watching day time tv, they can roam in the mall, but on the stroke of twelve they get herded into a tea-shop where they're confined with a scone and a pot of tea until two when they can then resume their ponderous wandering without clogging up an already precarious system loaded with stressed executives (and us).
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