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16.01.2009 - 4:56 p.m.

I'm glad to see that the Israeli parliament has finally dropped all the pretence of being the poor-little-me and has got on with the serious business of being the complete cunts that they are, this bunch of old fuckers are now exercising all the anti-semitic hatred they've been saving up for decades, possibly (probably) centuries, i understand and even sympathise that jews have had a shitty time over the last couple of millenia and that there may be some bad feelings which may have been passed down the generations, but the dedication the israeli military is currently giving to killing arabs certainly goes beyond the call of duty.


The most deadly weapon in the hamas arsenal, shoot the bitch, and make sure she's dead

The influence of the US political mindset can't be ignored, their whole,

"fuck you UN, we're the goddamned US of A and we can do what the fuck we like, we're waging unrestricted global motherfucking war on everything and everyone, yee haw"

It was especially nice of the UN to give Israel a long list of GPS coordinates for them to shell,

"oh you mean those were places we weren't meant to shell ? oh sorry, that was clearly my error, oh would you look at that, we had the list upside down all along, please accept my heartfelt apologies"

Or not, the whole idea of total war in a city full of civilians you're not allowing to leave seems a bit hollow coming from people supposedly directly descended from the first red sea pedestrians. Before i get branded as an anti-semite, i will agree that Hamas are behaving like petulent children, but then they should be treated as such and Israel should strap on a set of balls, grow the fuck up and start behaving like an adult instead of the whole "you started it and i'm going to finish it". Yes they're still throwing home-made rockets at you, but stand back, don't retaliate and make your case the the wider world, if you are holding off being a grown-up while all the time Hamas is being childish, then pressure will be brought to bear on them to stop also, as far as i can see Israel has goaded the Palestinians into a fight they can't possibly win, which will allow Israel to expand it's borders, because when you've killed a few thousand Palestinian civilians the rest don't need so much space to live in.

Using my mad Paint skillz i've maded a faithful representation of the US/Israel position


Mwuhahaha Mwuhahaha Mwuhahaha

I'm sure this is all boiling up towards Israel making a 'pre-emptive' attack on an Iranian nucular facility, thus precipitating an Iranian retaliation and allowing the US to pull out of Iraq completely and into Iran, and you thought Iraq was a bloody stalemate, iraqi troops were mostly conscripted goat herders with a couple divisions of so-so troops with russian equipment and tactics, and these have been so thoroughly broken and countered by US army doctrine and training since the start of the cold war that they never stood a chance. The Iranian army is a several cuts above Iraq and although not as well organised as the US 5th Expeditionary Shit-kicking Brigade, are still in a position to make life difficult, and Iran is not a forgiving location to have a scrap.

Speaking of difficult positions, here's Iran's (image stolen off teh internet)


With our new improved subjugation service, no part of Iran is more than an hours cruise missile flight awaaaaay

Although everyone is now hanging their hopes on Obamarama to spread his slick blanket of calm over everything, I think we're going to be very disappointed in a couple of years, when nothing has changed.

Everyone's hailing the hudson river crash pilot as a hero.

For doing his job.

I'd be more impressed if a vetinarian or maybe a one armed meat-packer had landed the aircraft in the hudson. The media circus shifts its ADHD attention onto the next shiny object to wander past it's gaze and once they've interviewed a few people and got a statement from the pilot, given him the keys to the city, everything will be forgotten when a warehouse explodes in Michigan, as every tv anchor knows there's more milage in death and misery than a happy landing. And once the flames have been doused and the ashes sifted for bones, the laying of wreaths will commence, so that everyone with an empty life and vacuous morals can share in the pain and say to their friends,

'I was there and i laid some flowers, can you see my participation, can you ? it's almost like i was a part of that poor mans family, oh it's terrible'

You cunts, the laying of flowers and teddy bears is now a national pastime, does it really make you feel better to transfer flowers from a tesco express to a pavement for someone you never knew, never met and wouldn't have pissed on if they were on fire ? you selfish wankers, you're only doing this to make yourself feel better for a couple of minutes, was it worth it ?

Cost for a wrap of carnations: �4.99
Taxi ride to some shithole estate: �8.50
Being seen by your friends on tv passing some flowers to a policeman over some hazard tape: Priceless

You cynical fucks, on the brightside, if you get accidentally murdered there'll be loads of flowers left for you, so that'll be nice for you won't it ?

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