07.05.2010 - 3:53 p.m.

Today i have

found out that twenty grand in pound coins would weight 190kg (to heavy for a quick getaway)

determined that some brown angular aggregate sludge sent to us by a customer from the bottom of their bulk tank isn't our fault, we went all CSI on the sample, but the breakthrough was when i tried to heat and crumble with a lighter in a prelude to rolling some up in a blunt, to discover that it's plastic, goooooo team science.

got three giant rolls of bubble wrap into the office which we're currently bouncing off

got really lazy with my diaryland updates

drank black coffee from the robot which surprisingly didn't taste like arses

made no resolutions as to planned activities this weekend

told J that i lurve her (x3)

re-assembled the respirator i disassembled on tuesday to clean the crap out of it

drew a picture of a giraffe

made a catapult out of some massive elastic bands someone found and nearly took someones eye out

nearly had my own eye taken out in response

did some work (yes really)

thought about rocket ships a little

deleted all the crapplications that facebook automatically adds to your applications list, the cheeky fuckers, no privacy left here it seems, i hope zuckerberg does actually have a doozy of a breakdown some time in the near future, cunt deserves it, him and his terrible eighties hair

paid no attention to the election, whoever wins, we lose

really hoped that i'll find a kilo of coke abandoned on the roadside during a police chase which i can then sell to pay off our debts