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18.09.2006 - 9:40 p.m.

life�s funny at times, some days you go looking for garden furniture and you end up buying rabbits, and some days you go looking for rabbit toys and end up buying superkingsize beds. I can�t really fathom it, life�s a bit random sometimes, although both episodes occurred while in the domain known as the �suburban shopping trip�, so many retail parks, so many choices, so little time, so little cash.

While out walking one day i met three tiny rhino's, also out for a walk. You don't often see three tiny rhino's out together, taking in the afternoon sun.

Not in sussex anyway.

One maybe, but never three.

A big shout out to the forestry massive. Also, and by coincidence, I also hear that the jungle ist massive as well.

If you're too trendy for harvesters and old men turning their wood, then stay away, lest the broad sheet of check flannel, dotted with pipes and beards, milling all around and about you, will drive you to wanton dispair and a reckless flaming suicide. Throw in some opium and you've the making of an eighteenth century romantic poet, good work fella.

Enough horatio, for you have driven the men too hard, begad.

here's a close up of alaska, the dark streaks in the foreground are caused by young mountains doing donuts in their hotrods, those cheeky young scamps...


cheeky

and in case you get mugged by alaska, or some other other country dressed like alaska, here's a mug-shot so you can recognise them.


the leg to the east is used for locomotion, and also doubles as an appendage to stamp on the rest of the US, the thin tentacle to the west is used to tickle russia when it's not happy.

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